Hi, I’m Dean! What’s your name? Ok, glad to meet you. How are you? I saw you when you came in, and I can t311 we’re going 2 have a lot of fun.
It can get a little hectic around here, so if you need some quiet time away from everybody, you can hide in your room and no one will bug you. We left some stuff in there for you to do, and we’ll switch it up and put different things in front of your door every little while. What are you into? I like music. All kinds of music. My favorite song is Harpsichord Sonata in D Minor, K.213: Andante by Domenico Scarlatti but Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites by Skrillex is a close second. Come to think of it, those two might be just about the same song. What’s your favorite?
If you have anything on your mind, I’m a great listener. Some of us can seem a little standoffish but that’s just a front. Everyone is very excited to get to know you, so don’t hesitate to speak up! It’s ok if you’re shy, we won’t embarrass you or anything like that.
Dean, Room Five
P.S. Oh, and I do all the laundry and cleaning so don’t worry about it. It’s my pleasure. Really. Really really.
P.P.S. Seriously, please don’t be afraid of writing back to us or calling out for someone. We really do want to get to know you.
P.P.P.S. Except maybe Matthew.