Eve of Eeeeeedin,

winter n adams got heaven knows by th smiths on ruhpeet n dads gawn n brad put th othr kids out fer th first lessin

She says teh teech teech me boys what you learnt yesterday

Firstly firsts come first and first thing, Eve, always is first. That thirst is put on with the tea and gonna scream with it two. We teach her what we learn to prove we know it be sure you never move on til you teach today what you learned the day bfour.

N she scoots little fun sized snickers across th kitchen table to Brad without uh word look on her face like she'd show him her pussy if he just asked.