Who are you?
Myself, such that I am, which is brother, father, and the only one of my kind.

What's your first memory?
Killing my first deer.  I must've been not even 10.

Are you a boy or a girl?
Neither, love, I'm too old for all that.

Tell me about one time you cried.
I lost my virginity to Adam.

Close your eyes and tell me what you see.
A digital rendering of a white dimensionless room like they use in commercials.  There's a ballerina in it that never stops dancing and never casts a shadow.  It's when the music box closes, I think.

What's the time?
Only Clyde tells the time.